Pelosi Says: We'll Pole Vault or Parachute Health Care In

I would like to see Pelosi use a parachute or pole vault over some high wall.  Fellow conservatives, I believe its our job to build a wall high enough to STOP Nancy Pelosi & the Dems health care.  We must make sure that Pelosi, Democrats and health care all run into the wall, or that they reverse course and head back to enemy headquarters. But, then again, maybe the parachute would take her off to a far, far away place?  Who knows what would happen if she pole vaulted?  Would that be SPLAT goes the WEASEL?  I think she needs to think about her primary mode of transportation- a broomstick.  She is the wicked witch of the West.